You Win Some You Lose Some

Yesterday marked the third year in a row I had tickets to a Cubs doubleheader. Each time, the previous day's game was rained out and the Cubs elected to make my game a twinbill. In 2003, they clinched the NL Central with 2 victories over the Brewers. In 2004, they split with the Marlins while we watched from the dugout seats. This year Kerry Wood got rocked in game one and Mark Prior pitched shutout baseball through 6 in game two, earning a split with the Padres, each game scored 8-3.
Now if I one day I could combine the experiences of the three doubleheaders to make the following headline:
Cubs Win Doubleheader to Clinch NL Central
Wood, Prior throw back to back shutouts
Lifelong Cubs fans watch from dugout seats